WE’RE UNDER ATTACK!

Alert! Monster tornados causing massive destruction, killer droughts afflicting huge but well-defined regions, like the one precisely within the state borders of Texas, unexplained animal die-offs in huge numbers, forest fires more fierce than ever experienced before, melting polar ice, hurricanes, earthquakes and tsunamis of suspicious origins and unusual signatures, shattered immune systems, and an unpublished pandemic of new auto-immune …

MikeWE’RE UNDER ATTACK!